Okay, so a few days ago Bear was acting very subdued. He was very unresponsive to playing with straws or strings, he would just sleep on mama Judy and Papa's bed the entire day and when he got up he would not play with the other cats like he should, but opted to be a little black lump on the floor. I told Papa about it, but it didn't register until about...eh... I think Wednesday. Yeah, it was then... anyway... So We took Bear to the vet and they said he had a fever. So we let them keep him for two days. He's back now, though, thankfully, and he's looking a lot better. The vet said she knew Bear was feeling better because he ripped up the paper in his box, overturned his kitty litter, his food bowl AND his water bowl and was yeowling to get out. Poor baby wanted home like NOW.

I have to give him medicine until the medicine is gone so, there's that. Otherwise, Bear is fine. He's currently asleep on my Gryffindor hoodie.

So I have black rose earring stud style clip-ons. They're pretty. :3 And funnily enough I get complimented on them all the time. Used to if I showed up at school with clip-ons on I would get made fun of. -wo Anyway, so I also have this necklace that is from the new Alice in Wonderland merchandise line for the new Alice in Wonderland movie. Hot Topic is selling some AiW gear. ^^ They're neat. Of course you have to wade through the huge selection of Twilight crap to get to it. -wo

so today I played at the Mary Lee foundation with the Blazing Bows. When I got home, I put my violin away and took Mama Judy to Austin again and we spent some money on books and a couple of DVDs then made sure that some of the proceeds from the purchase went to Mama Judy's organization, the Daughters Of The Nile. It's only for today, though. I went looking for something specific for Amanda, but they didn't have it. I think I might have to order it online or something. Papa said he'll check the used book store in Bastrop for it. Since I couldn't find what it was I was looking for, most of what I got ended up mostly being for me or for the house.

For the house we have the John Adams miniseries. I seriously need to find that damn soundtrack. I can't find it anywhere. I'll end up having to order THAT online too, because there's not a store I know that sells it. For me, I've got World War Z by Max Brooks. Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

remember, sharpened weapons don't need to be reloaded.

So Bear got snipped on Monday. We got him neutered. Papa tricked him into getting into the cage before dropping him off at the vet Monday morning and then I went with Papa to the vet later that day to pick him up. The poor little guy looked so out of it and in pain. T///T

So he's feeling better now. The cats hissed and growled at him when he came back. Blaze too serious swipes at him with claws that I went after her anytime she lashed out at little Bear. Now they're all happy and whatever. Bear's curled up with Blaze on my bed. Chewy's curled up on the floor.

Papa also gave me his combat boots. I totally love them. He's had these things for a long time. I think he said they're from Vietnam, but I don't remember that well. He sort of said it as an aside so it wasn't that loud. Either way, I adore them and have been walking around in them every day now. The reason he hauled them out was because I needed boots for these winter months, especially if we get snow. (Although the snow completely bypassed us today.) I only have sneakers (converse) and ballet flats and my Chinese shoes. That's it. I don't generally wear too much else for footwear. So, as you can see, I desperately needed something to keep my feet warm in the winter months. >.>

Anyway, so I've been on an Eclipse kick. It's funny when I start pining for the lulz that New Moon brought me while I read Eclipse. It's not as lulzy, though it has its moments. For the most part, it's boring. It makes me wonder just how fucked up Wutherin Heights is, since, obviously, Meyer intended for us to equate Wutherin Heights with... this.

Anyway, hope ya''ll have had a good week.

I never did say anything about watching the Twilight movie, did I? Sorry. Twilight the movie is better than the book because we're spared the prose and Bella's inner monologue most of the time. Instead, we're treated to Bella being awkward, Edward being awkward and the only normal, fun people are the natives, the school kids, some of them, and the Cullens minus Edward. I adore Emmet, I adore Alice, I adore Jasper, I adore Carlisle and Esme. Everything else is shit town. Edward and Bella are one dimensional in the books and that carried over into Twilight well. I don't blame Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart, either. No, this is a story thing and that comes straight from Meyer. They're just acting the parts given to them.

And yet, it was still better than this fucking movie.

( Cut so fake it makes Bella look well rounded. )

All right, so I'm back in the hotel room after a rather long day. We all went to the Highlander Inn (there can be only one) and it was full up with people. Oh, this is funny, the Highlander Inn also serves as a fishing and bait shop. >.> with super cheap prices for fishing gear. Anyway, so Jeremy sat down with me, papa, Mama Judy, Uncle Mike and his wife Lydia and we all ate for a few minutes before Jeremy had to leave because my poor cousin Jimmy had a tire go flat on him on the way over. (poor Jimmy!) Jeremy didn't get to eat until later when he came back with Jimmy.

After lunch, we all trooped over to the campsite where they were getting a fire going slowly. We took pictures of the six "Stones children" (Kathy, Jim, Dave, Judy, Mike and Don) and then the cousins got to be shoved together for a photo when my cousin Steve arrived with his wife Jane and their children Abigail and Spencer. Of course, this also included the British pair (Steve and Chris) who got to share the spotlight with us. XD It was funny. But, I've got photos of them, so I'll upload those when I get home. I don't have the cord to get the photos off my camera.

Carl and Garrett played with a soccer ball with Chris and Steve. I say play, really they were showing off, honestly. Especially Steve, the guy from Northern Ireland, who kept his hands in his pockets and popped the ball around like it was nothing. Chris was just as good at it, too. It was crazy.

Also, I ended up with Jimmy hitting off of my Glenn Beck book, though he wasn't the only one. I think it was either him or someone else that asked me "What are you reading that for?"

me: because I want to.

Lydia's response was nicer. She asked me who's book it was and when I said it was mine she said "Oh! I see."

He looked at the book and said "Oh, that has a lot of pictures in it. Must make it easier to read."

Me: oh... well... it's just got a lot of stuff in it as well as asides.

Also read a passage of something from the Nanny State chapter which it was the Nanny State prize for something about banning murder in one state for 40 hours before changing it to "promoting peace". -.o That killed my brain. .... Anyway, aside from that killing my brain, I read that allowed and I got someone saying "Yeah, because we all know he doesn't like peace."

me: *keeps trap shut to promote peace*

Oh, and while the burgers were cooking, Uncle Mike was talking to Jeff about the health care bill. (Uncle Mike's a family practitioner and he hates hates HATES the healthcare bill.) Aunt Christie cropped up after a while of listening Uncle Mike talk about what the bill would do to completely ruin our healthcare system entirely said "Mike, let's not talk politics today."

As it got darker, we ate hamburgers and roasted hotdogs on the fire and then ate s'mores. It was basically the first time I think Chris said he had ever had a s'more, though he knew the basic makings of one. Apparently, s'mores is a totally American thing. Didn't know that. Well, that's what he said, anyway. When it got too dark to see anyone unless they were by the fire, Carl and his buddies started playing with a glow in the dark frisbee. We finally headed back to the hotel after a while and now they're watching the UT/A&M game in Jim and Joyce's room. So far, UT is ahead. HOOK 'EM HORNS!

and apparently, my very liberal Uncle Kelvin, Aunt Kathy and Aunt Joyce all agree that Obama's a bad president. Unfortunately, that's not enough anymore. He's a DANGEROUS president in that he's DANGEROUS to US. He's doing shit on purpose.

Anyway, so that's been the day.

So today's been a little crazy. I drove Mama Judy and I to Burnett with the help of Papa telling me beforehand the direct route there. Then, we all sat around and waited at the Best Western for the other members of my family to arrive. Jeff and his wife Vanessa (you might remember her as the one that actually got snippy with me for demolishing Twilight in front of her) and their son Garrett came after Uncle Dave and Aunt Christie showed up, who came first. Aunt Joyce and Uncle Jim came rolling in, Carl showed up with two of his teammates from college (he's a runner in track). One was a ginger haired fellow named Steve and he's from Northern Ireland. The other fellow was Chris and he's from Scotland. So I got to hear a little of the pair talking to enjoy. (they weren't bad looking either, though, since they're runners, they were a bit stringy.)

We all have rooms next to each other in one long line of rooms, by the way.

So, we all trooped over to Inks Lake where we hung out with my cousin Steve and his wife Jane and their son Spencer and daughter Abigail for a while. Carl, Steve and Chris showed up and we trooped over to their camp where Uncle Don showed up. And then we all trekked behind each other looking for a place to eat before descending upon a poor, unsuspecting Ghatti's where we were pretty much the only people there eating for a while.

After dinner, we came back to the hotel and we played games. I came in later to play some Phase 10 with my cousin Jeremy, Jeff, Vanessa, Aunt Joyce, and some friend of the family I don't recognize. Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, Boggle was being played while jokes were tossed around like rice at a wedding. Seriously, game time with these people is hilarious, especially if Uncle Jim or Aunt Joyce is involved. Uncle Jim tries to cheat and crack jokes about it and Aunt Joyce is vocal in her competitiveness.

Anyway, Aunt Joyce won, I was getting ahead quickly, though I kind of got lost in the first rounds as I relearned the damn game. (Last time I played it was back two years ago. I think I'm warranted some blunders.) Garrett took Vanessa's place and Jeremy had to go with his dad, Uncle Mike, to the camp site at Inks Lake before it shut down for the night.

So, overall, this has been a bit of a crazy day. Oh ho, but it'll get crazier tomorrow. All of us enjoying a nice Thanksgiving lunch together. Maybe it's a good thing that we don't have TVs out at the campsite, because we'd also be watching the football game.

*pats computer* good girl.

You've gotta love a stalker. (Link is to Facebook. If you have it I think you'll be able to read it.) The woman in that link is an all out stalker. They're like creepy little kids going around with school fund raisers and never giving up. Then, if you don't do what they want they start crying to get sympathy. (sounds familiar...)

and since this is my journal and I like keeping records, I'm going to put the whole conversation here.

( Cut so fake it makes Marie's crying look real. )

This is a follow-up.

Generally speaking I don't have any qualms with saying what's on my mind. That's why I don't friends lock my entries or even my journal and I allow anonymous commenting. I also value what people have to say usually and so I leave comments up even if I don't like them. It's a record. I like keeping records of things.

But seriously?

No, really... Seriously? Do you people honestly think I care one whit about you on my LJ? I usually try to respond to every question posed to me be it something that agrees with me or not, but when I see almost twenty or thirty comments all pretty much saying the same thing over and over again like some bizarre clone world, I start to realize that there is no way I could keep replying to each and every one of you because nothing I would ever say would make any sort of dent into that thick little head of yours. Nothing. I could give you all the evidence in the world, I could scan each of my notebooks and post up the pages, I could put up the transcripts I have and it wouldn't make any sort of difference. I'd still be talking to a very dim wall.

I've already said my piece before to one person I genuinely care about and we came to an understanding, ie, I sort of misinterpreted my memory of talking to a friend of mine that actually lives in England and this other friend lives in Scotland and she told me what I got wrong. My whole point was that a nation shouldn't be made to feel ashamed for their history, but, like we as individuals must do, should learn from these mistakes to better ourselves. I bet ya'll didn't even really bother to read that set of comments did you. And if you did, well congratulations, you saw my whole point about my beef with Great Britain now. I love Britain. I love it for its history, people, music, scenery, food; I just love Britain. I also love my own country, justifiably more so than I love any other country. I love my home state almost more than I love my country, too.

After the first few comments I finally just decided to just sit back and laugh at the mayhem of what almost looked like the whole of the Hetalia community on LJ coming out to protest me and tell me to Fuck Off the community. Seriously, people, just because you call me a bigot, just because you call me stupid, just because you call me racist or retarded or pretend to be America and Japan or other countries from Hetalia to say I'm crazy, doesn't mean I'm "GOING TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER!!!111!" nor does it make you look any more credible. I watch things, I make mental records and remember a lot of things that most people would forget, entire conversations even. I've been doing it since I was a little kid. If you want something to be remembered I'll remember it. Now, granted, my memory isn't wholly perfect, but whose is?

So go ahead and rant and rail against me about how I'm immature, I don't have an argument, I don't have the balls to debate you, I don't have the information to back myself up, I'm against Obama because he's black, I'm a right-wing nutjob, I'm a sick and twisted individual, I have a personal vendetta against Obama (yeah, I do. I have a personal vendetta against anyone who tries to willfully and purposefully destroy my beloved country.), I'm homophobic, I'm bigoted, I'm crazy, I'm stupid, I'm retarded, I'm abusing Alfred and the other characters.... Go ahead and get it out of your system because it won't be going into mine.

Good night.

I hope ya'll had a great Halloween, guys! I enjoyed myself immensely, but then I always love Halloween. I love decorating pumpkins and dressing up and putting on creepy music and trying to scare kids as they come up; I love it all! I have to ask something, though... when did kids get so lazy and parents so freakin' paranoid that they can't walk around door to door and must be driven to the houses? =A= I noticed this something awful yesterday. I saw car after car letting kids out and they'd go to houses in a small area and then jump back in the car. Dude, I walked all over the fucking neighborhood back when I lived on China Grove when I was a little kid and I went with my grandma. (My mom never went with me and papa tended to be the one to hand out candy I think.) We walked all over the neighborhood and I saw people in their twenties trick-or-treating as well sometimes, but they were in some awesome costumes too.

That's another thing, when did kids get so fucking lazy with their costumes? I mean, I know that buying a costume is easy, so I don't have a problem with that, but going out in just your regular clothes? I don't mind giving candy to guys my age if they want it, but at least buy a costume or make one. PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT! >.> So I gave some of these sorts the bottom of the barrel candy, the caramels and tootsie rolls I don't like eating at all. I liked this one kid, though, who went out, in 50 degree weather, wearing ripped up clothes and one very poor looking shoe, the other foot was entirely bare, and said he was a hobo. XD At least he put some effort out!

Another thing I keep noticing around here: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PARENTS ALLOWING THEIR 12-16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS TO WEAR THE SLUTTY COSTUMES?! Good God!! I saw a slutty Snow White with platform shoes and she couldn't have been over 13 or 14. I saw a girl that couldn't have been more than 12 wearing a skirt so short that she didn't even have to bend over for her panties to show. =A= Last year, Amanda and I saw about four different girls wearing costumes that would put hookers to shame that were all about 14-16 years old. WTF IS THIS SHIT?! Have the parents become so lazy themselves that they can't be bothered to tell their daughters "no, you can't wear that" or if you want to be more creative/damaging "Yeah, you can wear that if you want to look like a hooker."

( Cut so fake it makes Pelosi look human. )

I'm currently loving Charles Krauthammer's laying the smackdown on Obama. God he's ugly, but he knows his stuff! (Yes, this is from my notes yesterday, which I took today.)

( Cut so fake it makes Barney Frank look funny. )
Also, I'd like to say, again, a happy "hello" to my readers on live journal! ^^ Howdy!

My generation and those younger than me are the "me" generation. I've heard it before, but never before have I see it so blatantly illustrated as I have this. Whatever happened to working and earning respect? Working and earning your place in the world?

( More fake than Obama's speeches. )

Generally speaking I would reveal much of what I learn through the eyes of Alfred F. Jones, since having his point of view helps to illustrate better what is happening than me just telling you, but I have so much going through my head I don't honestly know where to start. I write notes and have three notebooks full of them already from just the past several weeks of news alone. Yes, I have some The Witch's Son and The Dark Queen and Tales From South Austin and Twilight in them, but the majority of things in these note books are notes on the news just to make sense of everything. It's like it's one gigantic CLUE game and you need a chart to keep track of who was where and when and with what. I thought about typing up my notes for my journal, but then I realized that'd take to long. I want to write more Axis Powers Hetalia stuff with Alfred but I don't know where to start. So, I give you some videos, which you need to see. If you don't watch Glenn Beck and think he's some sort of crazy loon, try watching him a while. I'll give you entire episodes to do it with here. If you think Fox News is not a news organization like CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, then you would be right to the extent that Fox is the only one reporting anything.

( Cut so fake that it makes Obama look fluffy. )

Why do I do this? This needs to be spread. This needs to go the way of high school rumors and SPREAD LIKE A BIBLICAL PLAGUE. Send videos, or entire youtube channels, to your facebook and put them on your profile, put them on myspace, on twitter, on LiveJournal, on DeviantArt, on Digg, in Email, in ANYTHING so long as it gets out and continues moving. I don't want a fight on our hands, that's why we need to inform people today so we can try for a peaceful way of getting our representative and senators, our governors, to finally get the message that we will not stop, we will not die, we will not go quietly and we will not surrender. We are America!! And by God we will LIVE!

WATCH THIS NOW.

You need to see this if you haven't already heard of it. You need to see this because you can't stand by idly and wait until it's on us to find out that it's true. Send it on, pass it on, through whatever outlet you have to you, and let us band together to stop this from happening. I keep saying that the things going on can only end in a fight; that, instead of ousting the bastard peacefully as we are meant to be able to through our laws and constitution, we might actually have to take up arms and fight for real. This WILL result in a fight, it WILL result in bloodshed to get rid of it IF we do not do something to stop it! If it goes through then we might very well have to fight most of the WORLD to be able to be free from it.

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[x] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities. (as well as get defensive.)
[x] You blush when people tell sexual jokes. (and laugh very loudly)
Total: 6

Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 4

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 4

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you and your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin"
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 3

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you and your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laid back and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 3

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata
[x] You’re an excellent cook. (well, that would be overstating my abilities. I learn cooking from my grandpa mostly who is a Cordon Bleu chef trained in France.)
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 2

Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs).
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 1

Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc~~~
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 2

Verdict: Tsundere with yandere, glasses and boobs.

I'm completely dumbfounded. Although, honestly, I shouldn't be THAT surprised, given the fact that "the world hates America". Obama's got the Nobel Peace Prize. I want to hurt something right now. This is utter bullshit! The guy's done nothing good of any note at all! He and his cronies have only completely trashed America and Israel, completely trashed the economy, and is taking away our defenses so we're a sitting duck. Yeah, that's deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize!

Fuck you, Nobel Committee. Fuck you.

Also... today's my birthday. Thanks.


Edit:

I've had a nice birthday so far. ^^ Tomorrow I'm going to a party for someone else's birthday so I can hang out with my buddy Amanda. Also, it's chilly today! It's the first day I've had to wear my sweater! WOO HOO! Global warming my ass. Also, also, I bought a red velvet cake with white icing, put candles on it myself and lit them up, mama Judy and I laughed and sang happy birthday to me. She gave me a large turtle pendant and turtle earrings. :3 And I found a squeaking mouse toy and Bear's hoarding it and growling anyone who comes near him away from it. Chewy's far too nice for his own good in regards to that damn brat. -.o

I know I'm still sort of procrastinating in scanning and compiling Twilight pages for posting up for the Sue Destroyer, but I will eventually get through it one chapter at a time. In the mean time I still spork the books one book at a time. (I have begun to enjoy having these fuckers with me and my trusty red pens in my purse ready to whip out and write in. It's like having my computer with me wherever I go without worrying about accidentally losing it and my screenshots.)

So New Moon... I've told you what the beginning is like. God, it's like a distant bad memory. -.o

( cut so fake it makes New Moon look like real literature. )

Now, I'm reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in between times sporking this series so I don't forget what GOOD writing looks like. -.o It also keeps my sanity in check. That's all. I'll try to get more Twilight up later.

APH Situation Survey - A day off!

You are spending your time with the 92 APH members on your day off.
Choose the option you like the most.

You just woke up. Today is Sunday.
1. "Hurry up and wake up, kono obakasanga." Austria who prepared breakfast and came to wake you up at 7 am.
2. "What? You're waking up already?" It's past noon but Spain's arms are wrapped around you.
3. "I recorded the morning anime for you." Isn't it for your self, Japan?

2. : D I hate waking up and getting out of bed. Bed is nice. So is Spain. >.>

What will you do today?
1. "A wedding with brother."　Belarus. Of course.
2. "I want to plant Sunflower seeds. It's ok with you right?" Russia who smiles at you innocently.
3. "The other day I bought Japan's new game!" America who brings out two controllers.

3. I'll kick your ass, Alfred! >: D

What will you do for lunch?
1. "It's almost done~." You smell something really good coming from the kitchen, and see France cooking with his apron on.
2. "The fried rice is ready! Eat it." China who offers you fried rice.
3. "Al dente is good for your pasta right?" "What do you want the sauce to be~?" Romano and Veneziano making pasta for you!

1. =A=;; Francis! Why so sexy with an apron?!! ~//~ oh, this food is just like papa makes at home~. (depending on my mood, I might instead choose Chinese. ~///~ I love Chinese food~.)

It's such a nice day! So you go outside.
1. "I get sleepy when its warm..." Play with a cat with Greece.
2. "Doesn't this taste really good?" You eat freshly picked tomatoes with Spain.
3. "I can't get it right." Blow bubbles with Sealand.

1. KITTY! :3 =A=;;!! Oh, you pouty lipped pretty boy!! DAMN YOU! (or play with sealand, depending on my mood. :3 I love playing with kids and I love blowing bubbles.)

It suddenly started to rain!
1. "Oh! I need to go take in the laundry!" A housewife like Lithuania.
2. "Hey.......I can see through your clothes." Perverted Britannia Angel England who is looking away from you, blushing.
3. "Don't cause me trouble by getting sick." Germany, who dries your hair with a towel when getting back to his house.

1. oAo! I'll help you get the laundry in, Liet!! You should invest in a dryer! Only my aunt Joyce ever dries laundry on a line!
(2. oh hai, Britania Angel!England... >.>)

The day is almost over.
1. "You bought that can of beer I asked for, didn't you?" You nod and Prussia pats you on the head.
2. "Let's watch this drama together!" Watch a Korean drama with S Korea
3. "Stop staying awake and go to sleep!" You were watching TV but was ordered to bed by Switzerland.

2. WOO! Let's watch something funny, Im Yong! Maybe Meteor Garden? :3~ It does have subtitles, right? right?
(1. yo, Prussia. My grandpa told you not to drink all his Shiner Bock.)

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APH Chibi Dream Survey
　One day the Hetalia characters shrank and are back to their child self.
　You will spend one day with them.
　Choose your favorite action made by characters.

When you wake up in the morning...
1) "Nnya...." Don't sleep naked!　Chibitalia
2) "This is a dream isn't it?" Chibi Kiku who can't accept reality.
3) "Hm? The cat expanded in size..." You shrank! Chibi Greece.

3. ^^;; And you're a kid, Herakles. Sorry. ^^ why don't you play with my kitten Bear? Be careful, though, he likes gnawing on things.

So it's breakfast・・・
1) "...ooo....I can't reach it!!" Chibi Romano who stretches to reach his food.
2) "You're going to feed me, right?" Chibi Russian who is still Ivan even as a kid.
3) "Mu...I can't eat this. You eat it." Chibi China who is being fed by you.

3. it's not so bad, China. Here, I'll eat with you if you promise to eat as well. ^^ I learned to cook from my grandpa after all.
(2. Russia, you can eat on your own, you know. You're bigger than everyone else.
1. *puts booster seat under Romano so he can reach his food*)

Okay, now what?
1) "Okay, then like, play with meeee~!" Chibi Poland
2) "Although I shrank, I still need to train everyday!" Chibi Germany who tries to wear his uniform but the sleeves are drooping on the floor.
3) "I want to make dessert..." Chibi Austria....

2. that... might be the cutest thing I've ever seen. o.o *gets Germany a better fitting outfit to wear from Banna Bay Army Surplus*
(3. :3 my grandma has some nice recipes for desserts, Austria. ^^)

It's time for noon nap time!
1) "Help me get into my pajamas." Isn't it only a noon nap time? Chibi Switzerland.
2) "Okay, so we're sleeping together right?" Chibi France who can't hide his excitement.
3) "It... it's not that I can't sleep by myself..." Chibi Arthur who is grabbing your hand.


3. ^^ it's okay, Arthur, I like afternoon naps.
(2. only if you and Arthur don't fight. If you fight, you both get to sleep by yourselves.)

Now it's time to take a bath.
1) "I'll be in first!" Chibi South Korea who gets naked in 3 seconds.
2) "Wha....no I can't..." Chibi Kiku who is embarrassed and hides in a corner.
3) "Ahh....That was good!" Chibi Canada who is already out.

3. very good, Canada! ^^ I'm proud of you.

The next day they returned to their normal selves.
1) "Oh yes finally! It's hard to take care of Poland when I'm small." Lithuania who starts to rant.
2) "I'm back to normal!" Even though you're back you're still small...*niyo niyo* - Sealand
3) "Hey! I'm the only one not turning back!" Oh...you're the only one? ChibiGilbo

1. *patpats Liet* dude, take a break and go try chatting up Belarus. No, seriously, hanging around Poland constantly is not good for your mental health. ^^;;

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Hetalia Decision Survey!


You were invited to their house.
1. Russia- although you don't have an airplane ticket back.
2. England- Don't really want his scones
3. Italy- You might become Italian

2. I'll do the cooking, England. Let's go check out the haunted castles!

Which do you want to play with?
1. Greece's cat
2. England's unicorn
3. America's alien

=A=!! hard choice....
2. o.o a... a unicorn.... ;___; it's... it's beautiful... *sniff, offers hand* (I've got three cats. -.o)

You think you can either...
1. Stop the drunk England from going crazy
2. Fight back at France who is trying to *beep* you.
3. Sealing Mr. Dangerous. (as in Russia)

2. oh, no contest, I can kick his snail munching ass. *PUNCH!* OI! HANDS OFF, FROG BREATH! Those are NOT for you to just play with willy nilly! *covers chest*
(1. why would I stop him? I'd be taking pictures and video footage to show him later. >: 3)

An unlikely person sends you a letter asking to be your friend.
1. Are you sick or something? -Switzerland
2. Did something bad happen? - Germany
3. Wonder if he's up to something... - Prussia

1. *raises eyebrow* Switzerland... is actually asking me to be his friend? -.o is he all right?

Right when you were about to fall asleep, a kid snuggles into your bed.
1. "Sleep with meeee!" Chibi America who watched a horror movie
2. "It....It's not that I'm lonely..." Chibi England who's voice is getting smaller.
3. "Weh, let's sleep together!" So cute....Chibitalia

2. *blink, smile* ^^ it's okay, England.

For this survey you will tag...
1. "At least 10 people, right?" Scary Russia...
2. "Send it to 5 people." An order by Austria.
3. "Let the people tag themselves~" China who seems he doesn't care.

3. ya'll do what you want. :3

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Hetalia Decision Survey 2!

You're hungry...
1. "I didn't make it just for you! They're just left overs!" A wonderful tsundere, England.
2. "Do you want to eat at my house?" Japan who offers delicious food.
3. "Eat cheese." What...are you serious? Switzerland

2. *A* food..... Thank you very much, Japan. ^^

Today is Valentines Day!
1. "What? For me? Thanks!!" Spain who is very happy to get one.
2. "Like really? Thanks!" Poland who seems pretty happy and hugs you.
3. "...what? M, me!?" Prussia who is blushing like crazy.

3. *giggles* Your face is enough of a Valentines gift for me, man. Seriously. That's adorable.

If you can shrink someone with a miracle...
1. "What are you thinking?" Russia who....you don't want to know what he'll do to you.
2. "What? Am I being targeted?" Yep, Brother France.
3. "What are you going to do with me!?" Going to shrink you, Austria.

3. ^^ don't worry, I'll take care of you, Roderich.

Who would you choose to make him wear a Halloween costume?
1. "He...Hey, STOP!" No we're not stopping....Germany.
2. "Weh~! What do you want me to wear?" Seems like he's up to it. Italy.
3. "What...what? Naniaruka!?" China.

2. ^^ You'd look cute as a puppy, Feliciano. *patpat*

For this survey you will tag...
1. "At least 10 people!!!" South Korea.
2. "Around 5 people?" Sweden who is pretty serious about it.
3. "One...? Someone?" Lithuania who is trying his best.

^^ *patpats Liet* I'll just let the people decide what they want to do; how's that, Lithuania?

Once again, going through my old files for screenshot stories I haven't done. I'm sitting here watching Doctor Who--fourth doctor-- and I just bought myself Mansfield Park and Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen because I've been reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and have gone into a Jane Austen mood. Poor Amanda's conked out for the moment, she's had a long weekend, so I'm left to myself to watch the good Doctor go about saving the day. And for some reason or other I can't find my sunglasses anywhere. Oh well, I guess I'll have to get some tomorrow. Anyway, I digress.

This story was in my files and I pulled it out and looked to see if I could get better screenshots for it. Well, as my luck would have it the author took the story down and I've only got the first ten chapters of it. Oh well! This is a very boring little story, though no where near as mind-numbingly boring as say Forevercountry's work, and it features your basic, average mary sue. She comes to Hogwarts in Harry's fourth year and went to a regular school in Scotland, but nevermind that since she speaks in blatant Americanisms, and she DOESN'T KNOW MAGIC. She's sixteen, but nevermind that because she changes ages, I think, somewhere in there because she's in Harry's year, which is his fourth year. And then, of course, she's a Gryffindor, sorry, Griffendore, and Fred and George teach her all the magic she missed in previous years in one day so that she's suddenly proficient in it all.

Her name is Peyton Harrison and she has Harry's balls and Draco's balls as well. And when I say she has their balls I mean it. The first moment Harry sees Peyton he goes out of his way to pull her onto the train and into the compartment with him, Ron and Hermione. Harry and Peyton both fall asleep with his head on her shoulder and hers resting on his head. And then he gets jealous and physically ill from it when he sees Draco taking Peyton out and romancing her. -.o

Oh, and supposedly she has some super secret reason that Dumbledore didn't allow a letter to go to her until that very year for Hogwarts, but, of course, as I said, the author took the story down and I only have the first ten chapters. She put it up again, but it's a revised version that is only one chapter long, that I can tell. (I only took a look to see how many chapters it has, not that I actually read it.)

As usual, you can read it on the U.S.S. Sue Destroyer.

This I found a loooooooooong time ago in a galaxy far, far away and I still don't have any idea where I got it really. I was, again, poking through my backlogged folders and I found this. I tried to find it again and realized that the author had deleted it like so much fodder. Bad for her, then, that I have the only surviving copy then, eh? >.>

Meet Cinzia Nott, or Cin for short. (Geddit? Sin? lawl god I'm tired.) She's a parselmouth, she is an accomplished occlumist and a legilimens and she's a full metamorphagus. Oh, and she also happens to be the Dark Lord's daughter, but she doesn't know that. She's off posing for bitchboy Draco in slutwear to piss off Lucius when in comes Voldemort and demands to see her. She comes down in that attire and Voldemort then acts very, very weird. He acts like he's going to have some "fun" with her if you know what I mean, and I know you do. Draco is also acting very weird and he chuckles knowingly before walking off when dismissed. Remember this because it's completely irrelevant later. Then, voldemort asks her where the most private place in the house is and she says it's the attic and the attic, as it turns out, was bought from a love hotel complete with cocktail bar and red velvet on the bed. -.o And then he asks her where she wants her dark mark and she tells him right above her ass. And THEN it's revealed to the other deatheaters that she is his daughter and blah blah blah... unnecessary DRAMA ensues as Draco earns his dramaqueen award and the sue competes for it. It's stupid.

And as usual, it's always cross posted on the Sue Destroyer.

I'm still sort of staving off of New Moon for a while until Ecplise comes out in paperback, hopefully in Half-Price Books. In the mean time I'm doing these things and reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Cirque du Freak. (Thank you whomever recommended it.)

I went poking through my bookmarks in my "suefics" folder and then looked in my "Fanfiction Sporks" folder for things I had not done. This is one of those that I had made screenshots of, but never got around to doing. I tend to do the ones that irritate me the most and the motivation of seeing the whole thing brutalized is what keeps me going. This thing... it's offensive and unremarkable aside from being amazingly offensive. I doubt you'll enjoy it even with my commentary. Even still, I'll let you read it. -.o

As the author says she made up this character to prove the point that her characters are NOT Mary Sues at all, so to drive this point home she came up with a Bitchiwitch Sue. A really bad Bitchiwitch Sue. That's... really all you need to know.

As always, it's cross posted on the Sue Destroyer.